Dad: The back of the door is falling out.
Bro: No, the whole house is falling out. (or more accurately, falling apart)
Me: HAHAHAHA!
It's great having a guy in the house to help with the mechinical aspects, carrying of heavy objects and eliminating of INSECTS! XD My brother's taking over the masculine tasks of the house from my dad. Thank goodness there's a successor for that! =D
*as the hammering continues*
Me: Hey! DON'T HAMMER TOO MUCH! Later the door drop out!